Arts & Entertainment

The Bachelor, Human Target, Fashion Police

by Elissa Bass

The Bachelor, 8 p.m., ABC

Can you believe January is over? Man that flew by. Feels like I’ve done nothing but shovel (literally and figuratively) since New Year’s Day. Anyway, “The 11 remaining women travel to Las Vegas; Brad takes two women on a date that ends with him sending one of them home; a woman reveals a tragedy from her past during a group date at a racetrack.” I wonder what it is at the racetrack that triggers this confession: hooves? piles of poop? hay?

Human Target, 8 p.m., Fox

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Yay!!! I was so worried that with the return of Idol that Fox would again mothball my most favorite guilty pleasure but here it is, and on Mondays, when I have nothing to do!!! Well, I have lots to do, but now I have a reason to procrastinate.

Fashion Police, 10 p.m., E!

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If you think it’s fun to watch the SAG Awards, it’s even more fun to hear Joan and Company’s take on the clothes.


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