Arts & Entertainment

The Amazing Race, Celebrity Apprentice, Shameless

by Elissa Bass

The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business, 8 p.m., CBS

So Mel and Mike quit, rather than come in last, and of course to me that’s a huge difference and they should hang their heads in shame for the rest of their lives. It is a privilege to be chosen to do this race, gentlemen, a privilege you received TWICE and last Sunday you stomped all over it. Tonight we head to China, and there is yak saddling involved. Fabulous.

 

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Celebrity Apprentice, 9 p.m., NBC

Here’s the bumper sticker someone needs to make: We Need More Busey. Is this the greatest go-round ever in the history of Low-Level Crazy Celebrities On TV? Rhetorical question! Yes! Plus, itsy bitsy David Cassidy is fired! After being shoved in his muddle school locker by Richard Hatch! And while I can’t stand Star Jones, I LOVE that she is on this. I can’t wait till Lisa Rinna decks her.

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Shameless, 10 p.m., Showtime

Well that was an amazing episode on about a thousand levels last week. Debs outing Steve. Steve buying Fiona a house. Monica showing up, with her lesbian partner, named Bob, and wanting Liam. Cash shooting Mickey. I mean, really. What could happen next? On this brilliant show, just about anything.


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